Twisdom from TheOnion, April 21, 2022 at 11:53AM

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— The Onion (@TheOnion) Apr 21, 2022

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April 21, 2022 at 11:53AM

Twisdom from nolliepops, April 12, 2022 at 11:55AM

It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

— Nathalie Kernot (@nolliepops) Apr 12, 2022

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April 12, 2022 at 11:55AM

Twisdom from gracejarvisohno, April 13, 2022 at 01:52AM

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is https://t.co/DWZhPYw8A4

— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) Apr 13, 2022

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April 13, 2022 at 01:52AM

Twisdom from JamesSACorey, April 12, 2022 at 05:06PM

Baloney. "Woke" is being used as a scare word that means whatever the right wing talking heads claim it means that day. Mostly it seems to mean "they came for my bigotry and yours is next!!!" https://t.co/GgiEjGMVBm

— James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey) Apr 12, 2022

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April 12, 2022 at 05:06PM

Twisdom from SarahKapit, April 05, 2022 at 05:17PM

Something I've learned as a children's author: Some parents really, really do not like the idea of their children developing lives that they cannot control.

— Sarah Kapit (@SarahKapit) Apr 5, 2022

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April 05, 2022 at 05:17PM