imagine a cereal so bad that two scoops of raisins made it better
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) Oct 26, 2021
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October 26, 2021 at 12:33PM
The personal blog of Jay Garmon: professional geek, Web entrepreneur, and occasional science fiction writer.
imagine a cereal so bad that two scoops of raisins made it better
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) Oct 26, 2021
Inside you there are two wolves. They are both very tired and are doing their best.
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) Oct 26, 2021
if the child tax credit is welfare then what is the mortgage interest deduction I’ll hang up and listen https://t.co/rA7tdSdFqq
— Dawn (@502eire) Oct 26, 2021
🎯🔥JOHN OLIVER: “If a cop wants to quit over a vaccine or weekly testing requirement, fucking let them! Let the people who don’t give a shit about public safety stop being in charge of public safety. It really is that simple.” https://t.co/7LmP71iyPi
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) Oct 25, 2021
hardest thing about making stuff is that even terrible stuff is hard to make
— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) Oct 16, 2021
After listening to the news this morning 14 yr old says: “It’s strange that people think that a vaccine that has helped millions of people will kill them but a virus that has killed millions of people won’t.”
— Cara Penny (@pcaradusa1) Oct 16, 2021
If the white supremacists are on your side, you’re on the wrong side.
— Dana Schwartz 🫀 (@DanaSchwartzzz) Sep 30, 2020
I need folks to stop mixing up "polite in public" with "kind" they are not the same thing.
— Jessica Mason Pieklo (@Hegemommy) Sep 29, 2020
@chrissy_banta https://t.co/yi6sEnOHQc
— Annice McEwan (@AnniceMcEwan) Sep 28, 2020
What makes this pic even more incredible is that photo hanging on the building is of Alberta Jones, first black woman prosecutor in Louisville. She was murdered and her killers were never brought to justice.... the ancestors are watching https://t.co/TfC7HqaaMr
— E. Jones (@ejoneslawpolicy) Sep 24, 2020
Hey, film industry jobs. I think we're sitting on a new Louisville 2020 economic development strategy here ... https://t.co/gQUqSLbYqx
— Chris Otts (@christopherotts) Sep 23, 2020
Dems have four years. If folks are still going bankrupt with medical bills, if students are $2 trillion in debt, if wages are still stuck at $7.25, a smooth-talking Nazi with a Harvard law degree is going to be the next president.
— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) Nov 8, 2020
Oh my fucking god it’s real. The Trump team booked the wrong “four seasons” and now it all ends in a landscaping firm parking lot. Unbelievable. It should be illegal to be this happy https://t.co/9myRQde4G0
— Vaush (@VaushV) Nov 7, 2020
Can we normalize using electoral maps based on the population? https://t.co/svLLD0oIOV
— Tracey (@traceylross) Nov 5, 2020
Election math described as D&D target rolls: -GOP- Retain Presidency: 19+ on D20 Retain Senate: 16+ on D20 Retake House: 98+ on percentiles -Dems- Retake Presidency: 3+ on D20 Retake Senate: 6+ on D20 Retain House: 4+ on percentiles https://t.co/kCf8vDSiN7
— Jay Garmon (@jaygarmon) Nov 3, 2020
Y'all see how quickly the senate can move when power is at stake. Remember that when our lives are at stake and they say they need more time.
— Phillip Atiba Goff (@DrPhilGoff) Oct 27, 2020
Now these people know how to VOTE! https://t.co/ySzSr6KmRm
— Ceci Connolly (@CeciConnolly) Oct 25, 2020
Don't miss a moment of #TheMandalorian! ❤️ this Tweet to receive a reminder when each new episode starts streaming on #DisneyPlus. https://t.co/mLNX8NPGeh
— The Mandalorian (@themandalorian) Oct 19, 2020
I, too, am an originalist when i read texts. Everything the authors meant i just kind of know. It's real easy. You just have to have the right degree from the right kind of place and basically the divination comes naturally.
— Alex Colston (@re_colston) Oct 13, 2020
Racism is not, in fact, about class, either in who does it or who's affected by it. But re-branding racism as a class marker does double duty: excusing violent racists as victims while absolving middle-class and wealthy whites of any need for introspection.
— Annalee (@LeeFlower) Oct 9, 2020
In which Werner Herzog gives the an incredible answer when asked how many languages he speaks https://t.co/BOdUwiImi8
— The Author, Séamas O'Reilly, retweeting praise (@shockproofbeats) Oct 7, 2020
You are not apolitical, you are simply comfortable in the current political climate.
— Bethany C. Morrow (@BCMorrow) Oct 6, 2020
ARTICLE: How, at the age of just 22 did this man... ME: Is it rich parents? ARTICLE: ... Yeah.
— Tom Hallowneen (@TNeenan) Oct 6, 2020
Some of y’all haven’t watched Stargate and it shows. https://t.co/Y35q81JtVb
— Sarah Ladd 📰 (@ladd_sarah) Oct 5, 2020
Too many of you are confused about your class status. If you can’t afford to miss a paycheck, you’re the working poor, and part of the 80% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck. If you HAVE to work to survive, you’re working class.
— AshleyStevens (@The_Acumen) Oct 5, 2020
If the white supremacists are on your side, you’re on the wrong side.
— Dana Schwartz 🫀 (@DanaSchwartzzz) Sep 30, 2020
I need folks to stop mixing up "polite in public" with "kind" they are not the same thing.
— Jessica Mason Pieklo (@Hegemommy) Sep 29, 2020
@chrissy_banta https://t.co/yi6sEnOHQc
— Annice McEwan (@AnniceMcEwan) Sep 28, 2020
What makes this pic even more incredible is that photo hanging on the building is of Alberta Jones, first black woman prosecutor in Louisville. She was murdered and her killers were never brought to justice.... the ancestors are watching https://t.co/TfC7HqaaMr
— E. Jones (@ejoneslawpolicy) Sep 24, 2020
Hey, film industry jobs. I think we're sitting on a new Louisville 2020 economic development strategy here ... https://t.co/gQUqSLbYqx
— Chris Otts (@christopherotts) Sep 23, 2020
Astoundingly, after centuries, RBG will indeed be first woman to lie in state in U.S. Capitol.
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) Sep 22, 2020
Check out this week's extremely relatable (and hilarious) parenting moments 👇 https://t.co/uqmsoAzd57
— Netflix Family (@netflixfamily) Sep 17, 2021
Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos.
— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) Oct 12, 2021
i would just like to point out that while many things are unambiguously bad, the things i like and wish to continue enjoying are more nuanced than that
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) Oct 12, 2021
I'm going to endeavor to use all of these in real-life conversations https://t.co/ZiEwk71JVX
— Emma Roller (@EmmaRoller) Oct 12, 2021
"this guy, he has what it takes to be a senator one day" is definitely not a compliment
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) Oct 9, 2021
@jaygarmon When you go up a mountain, you do the hard part first (the going up). When you go down a cave, you start with the easy part, and when you are "done", now you have to climb all the way back up. Talk about a mood breaker.
— Laurent Parenteau (@laurent_parente) Oct 11, 2021
A catastrophic failure of US journalism and politics is that something like Biden's 10-year, $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill is not called a $350 billion annual bill...but the Pentagon's budget, which will exceed $7.5 trillion over a decade, is called a $750 billion annual bill
— Dr. Thrasher (@thrasherxy) Sep 30, 2021