Twisdom from PicardTips, August 29, 2021 at 12:04PM

Picard management tip: Problems worth solving will present themselves. There's no need to invent busywork.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) Aug 29, 2021

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August 29, 2021 at 12:04PM

Twisdom from 502eire, August 27, 2021 at 09:37PM

I’m very happy we’re all talking about mental illness more freely but “sorry i got bored at work or was rude on a date I’m neurodivergent 😤” is a lot

— Dawn (@502eire) Aug 28, 2021

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August 27, 2021 at 09:37PM

Twisdom from chrislhayes, August 26, 2021 at 03:03PM

A big tip off not to take an adult seriously is the use of term "bad guys."

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) Aug 26, 2021

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August 26, 2021 at 03:03PM

Twisdom from hideymchideface, August 23, 2021 at 12:19PM

"i dont want to be part of the vaccine experiment" bro you are. youre just in the control group.

— shh. (@hideymchideface) Aug 23, 2021

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August 23, 2021 at 12:19PM

Twisdom from bquinnjcmo, August 20, 2021 at 08:04PM

So the state can mandate that a 14 year old girl carry the pregnancy forced upon her by a rapist to term and endure delivery at her age, BUT the state CANNOT mandate that same girl wear a mask at school, because that's too great a burden for the state to impose. WHAT?

— Bob Quinn (@bquinnjcmo) Aug 21, 2021

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August 20, 2021 at 08:04PM

Twisdom from battymamzelle, August 20, 2021 at 12:59PM

Roy Kent is a perfect example of someone who is kind but not nice.

— bitter thornback (@battymamzelle) Aug 20, 2021

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August 20, 2021 at 12:59PM

Twisdom from VancityReynolds, August 20, 2021 at 03:09PM

Pretty consistently from 2013 to 2015 Deadpool would explode on Twitter with fans wanting me to play him. It was awkward because I agreed with them but the studio didn’t see it. Ultimately the fans won and the rest is glorious history. I’m forever grateful. Hi @levarburton

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) Aug 20, 2021

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August 20, 2021 at 03:09PM

Twisdom from EpiEllie, August 18, 2021 at 07:13PM

If you are angry that 20 months into this pandemic we still need to wear masks, good! I’m angry too! We could be happily going about our lives if the response had been better. But I’m wearing my mask now because I don’t want to STILL be in a pandemic in ANOTHER 20 months.

— Dr Ellie Murray, ScD (@EpiEllie) Aug 18, 2021

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August 18, 2021 at 07:13PM

Twisdom from Angry_Staffer, August 17, 2021 at 07:18PM

Can’t help but notice how many people who complained about not understanding their kid’s math homework turned into infectious disease experts and military strategists over the last year and a half.

— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) Aug 17, 2021

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August 17, 2021 at 07:18PM

Twisdom from sbisson, August 17, 2021 at 04:54PM

"Does the Magna Carta apply to me?" A flowchart. Are you a 13th century baron in dispute with an unpopular king? Yes -> It applies No -> It does not apply. So stop being an idiot.

— Simon Bisson (@sbisson) Aug 17, 2021

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August 17, 2021 at 04:54PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, August 15, 2021 at 12:04PM

Picard management tip: Humility without confidence is sheepishness. Confidence without humility is arrogance.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) Aug 15, 2021

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August 15, 2021 at 12:04PM

Twisdom from pencilscratchin, August 04, 2021 at 05:10AM

you know what? i like you. *un-wars your stars* https://t.co/JEFqE6SBm5

— rebecca? 🏳️‍🌈 (@pencilscratchin) Aug 4, 2021

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August 04, 2021 at 05:10AM

Twisdom from katewillett, August 07, 2021 at 01:05PM

Hard to imagine we'd see this level of vaccine hesitance if we had a medical system where people could regularly see and talk to a doctor they trusted for FREE instead of a situation where in order to avoid going broke people seek medical advice on the internet

— Kate Willett (@katewillett) Aug 7, 2021

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August 07, 2021 at 01:05PM

Twisdom from JohnDellaporta, August 10, 2021 at 12:29PM

“Holding a disgraced Democrat to account” is a “bipartisan consensus”, while “holding a disgraced Republican to account” is a “partisan witch hunt.”

— Johnny to the Center of the Earth (@JohnDellaporta) Aug 10, 2021

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August 10, 2021 at 12:29PM

Twisdom from Aquma, August 10, 2021 at 11:05AM

Being sober is now required for driving a car — here’s how alcoholics feel about that https://t.co/DnkejDn1FD

— 𝖆𝖖𝖚𝖒𝖆 (@Aquma) Aug 10, 2021

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August 10, 2021 at 11:05AM

Twisdom from NataniaBarron, August 09, 2021 at 03:38PM

Which makes me realize how helpful the concept of deserving is in character building. For QUEEN OF NONE: Lanceloch: "I deserve only what I earn alone through suffering." Gawain: "I deserve only what I can win." Bedevere: "I deserve only what Arthur allows."

— Natania Barron (@NataniaBarron) Aug 9, 2021

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August 09, 2021 at 03:38PM

Twisdom from KristerJohnson, August 05, 2021 at 05:20PM

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time. https://t.co/vKk9liITac

— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) Aug 5, 2021

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August 05, 2021 at 05:20PM

Twisdom from jfreewright, August 04, 2021 at 06:00PM

I’ll never understand why some people like to talk so loud in public spaces - bars/restaurants, airplanes, waiting on line - I barely want to hear what my own head is saying half the time, let alone yours. Controller of the Simulation, chill them TF out, please. Thanx.

— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) Aug 4, 2021

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August 04, 2021 at 06:00PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, August 04, 2021 at 03:31PM

Picard civics tip: Being angry does not make you right. It also does not make you wrong. Question what you are fighting for.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) Aug 4, 2021

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August 04, 2021 at 03:31PM

Twisdom from marcellacomedy, August 03, 2021 at 10:47PM

Saw someone say they’re boycotting any business that requires proof of vaccination to enter and it’s like babe it’s not a boycott if you’re not allowed inside.

— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) Aug 4, 2021

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August 03, 2021 at 10:47PM

Twisdom from KeturahHerron, August 03, 2021 at 07:41AM

I am all for you being against something make sure you have the solution to what you are against.

— Keturah Herron (@KeturahHerron) Aug 3, 2021

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August 03, 2021 at 07:41AM

Twisdom from TheTweetOfGod, August 03, 2021 at 12:03PM

Vaccinations are a conspiracy by the intelligent to cruelly keep the dumb alive.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) Aug 3, 2021

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August 03, 2021 at 12:03PM

Twisdom from sfsignal, August 02, 2021 at 09:30AM

#OTD On This Day in SF Signal History - @JayGarmon on Crowdsourcing the SciFi Convention: How the Internet (That’s You!) Can Save Live-Action Fandom - https://t.co/gPX8xyMKfS

— 🚀🚀🚀📚 SF Signal (@sfsignal) Aug 2, 2021

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August 02, 2021 at 09:30AM