Twisdom from VinnieMancuso1, December 31, 2020 at 02:53PM

If you start WW84 at 11:06, Steve Trevor will say "well shit, Diana!" 15 minutes after you miss the ball drop

— Vinnie Mancuso (@VinnieMancuso1) December 31, 2020

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December 31, 2020 at 02:53PM

Twisdom from 502eire, December 31, 2020 at 06:06PM

a lot of people want Louisville to be the next Nashville and it’s a great city with a lot to recommend it, but no thank you https://t.co/WfQflnTBrd

— Dawn (@502eire) December 31, 2020

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December 31, 2020 at 06:06PM

Twisdom from oliviakrauth, December 31, 2020 at 07:46PM

like this tweet if i should make a similar video reading mean tweets i get. https://t.co/XbSE6woyjh

— Olivia Krauth (@oliviakrauth) January 1, 2021

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December 31, 2020 at 07:46PM

Twisdom from _iKSL_, December 01, 2020 at 02:34AM

Dawg why is Twitter so perfect

This got me in tears pic.twitter.com/xVit8RgoFL

— Christian 👨🏿‍🔬🙌🏾 (@_iKSL_) December 1, 2020

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December 01, 2020 at 02:34AM

Twisdom from DrLeanaWen, December 29, 2020 at 09:05AM

Here’s the math: If the goal is to reach 80% of Americans vaccinated with a 2-dose #covid19 vaccine, it will take 10 years at our current pace. We are at 1 million vaccinations a week. To get to herd immunity by June 2021, we need to be at 3.5 million vaccinations a day. pic.twitter.com/E78e0xg10z

— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) December 29, 2020

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December 29, 2020 at 09:05AM

Twisdom from keano81, December 28, 2020 at 09:25AM

The Queen's Gambit has been viewed by 62 million people. The producer, Allan Scott, is on BBC News talking about how it took 30 years, with 9 rewrites, and every studio he showed it to said that no one would be interested in chess.

PLEASE PERSEVERE WITH THAT THING YOU'RE MAKING

— Amy Charlotte Kean (@keano81) December 28, 2020

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December 28, 2020 at 09:25AM

Twisdom from JasonKander, December 27, 2020 at 12:17AM

Donald Trump is the Iraq War of Presidents. In 15 years, everyone who pushed hardest for it will act like it just happened all on its own.

— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) December 27, 2020

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December 27, 2020 at 12:17AM

Twisdom from LaFamiliaFilm, December 25, 2020 at 04:01PM

Read every word of this:

Rod Serling’s teleplays for The Twilight Zonehttps://t.co/vHQW7ZwehG pic.twitter.com/4KC8dagr3G

— Cinephilia & Beyond (@LaFamiliaFilm) December 25, 2020

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December 25, 2020 at 04:01PM

Twisdom from maximillian_alv, December 24, 2020 at 03:49PM

America is a place where people are infinitely more suspicious about what the $1 they gave to an unhoused person will be used for than they are about the trillion dollars we give to "defense spending" every year.

— Maximillian Alvarez (@maximillian_alv) December 24, 2020

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December 24, 2020 at 03:49PM

Twisdom from RachelWenitsky, December 17, 2020 at 01:13PM

every time an actor does an interview about how they gained weight for a role they're like "honestly I just ate absolute nasty disgusting garbage for a month straight" and then they go on to describe my normal diet that I've been eating for 31 years

— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) December 17, 2020

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December 17, 2020 at 01:13PM

Twisdom from xkcd, December 16, 2020 at 06:13PM

There are more Trump voters in California than Texas, more Biden voters in Texas than NY, more Trump voters in NY than Ohio, more Biden voters in Ohio than Massachusetts, more Trump voters in Massachusetts than Mississippi, and more Biden voters in Mississippi than Vermont.

— Randall Munroe (@xkcd) December 16, 2020

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December 16, 2020 at 06:13PM

Twisdom from RealCardGame, December 13, 2020 at 04:54PM

NFL Week 14: Teddy Bridgewater (Panthers) started at quarterback in a 32-27 loss to the Broncos and was 30-40 passing for 283 yards (long=32) with 0 touchdowns, 0 interceptions, 4 sacks for 38 yards, and a 94.1 rating. He rushed 3 times for 31 yards (long=14) and 1 touchdown.

— Kelly Dickey (@RealCardGame) December 13, 2020

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December 13, 2020 at 04:54PM

Twisdom from Timg77shovel, December 12, 2020 at 01:01PM

1 bad game is a fluke, 2 bad games is a coincidence, 3 bad games is the truth. And everybody is a great shooter in practice.

— TimboSlice (@Timg77shovel) December 12, 2020

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December 12, 2020 at 01:01PM

Twisdom from michellej, December 11, 2020 at 10:36AM

I'm going to be _so_ disappointed if you don't become a supervillain.

— Michelle Jones (@michellej) December 11, 2020

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December 11, 2020 at 10:36AM

Twisdom from d_yetter, December 10, 2020 at 08:43PM

Louisville pastor who died from COVID-19 complications lived by 'love thy neighbor' https://t.co/451oDhP5Ev via @courierjournal

— Deborah Yetter (@d_yetter) December 11, 2020

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December 10, 2020 at 08:43PM

Twisdom from eliyudin, December 09, 2020 at 02:47PM

Can’t wait for April 15 2021 when the government is like “ok time to pay us for that year where we failed you in every way imaginable and 300,000 of you died” sir i would like to cancel my subscription

— eli yudin (@eliyudin) December 9, 2020

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December 09, 2020 at 02:47PM

Twisdom from TakeConnoisseur, December 01, 2020 at 05:41PM

Every theory these people come up with is always so complicated. It's really quite simple as this always relevant comic lays out. pic.twitter.com/HKhc5kYYVq

— bad_take_connoisseur (@TakeConnoisseur) December 1, 2020

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December 01, 2020 at 05:41PM