Twisdom from 1followernodad, February 28, 2020 at 04:47PM

“Sure!”— me saying no to something I don’t want to do

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 28, 2020

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February 28, 2020 at 04:47PM

Twisdom from ChuckWendig, February 28, 2020 at 06:13PM

We tell stories in times of chaos because stories are solid ground on which we can stand as winds whip and seas rise. They're guide-ropes through thick forests, they're campfires pushing back the dark, they're doorways of much-needed egress. Tell stories. Make art. It's okay.

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) February 28, 2020

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February 28, 2020 at 06:13PM

Twisdom from RepSeanMaloney, February 27, 2020 at 04:57PM

My husband & I have been raising kids for 27 years. Our eldest came to us when he was almost 3. His mom OD’d & his dad went to jail. There was no one to take care of this little boy, so we did. When you discriminate against LGBTQ couples, you deprive kids like mine of good homes. pic.twitter.com/n7d8VRAwnB

— Sean Patrick Maloney (@RepSeanMaloney) February 27, 2020

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February 27, 2020 at 04:57PM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, February 22, 2020 at 09:25PM

How can you possibly think the only kind of candidate who can beat Trump is the same kind of candidate who already lost to him?

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) February 23, 2020

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February 22, 2020 at 09:25PM

Twisdom from XplodingUnicorn, February 22, 2020 at 06:37PM

[trying on shoes]

9-year-old: They're not fancy enough.

Me: Why not?

9: They don't hurt.

The universal rule.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2020

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February 22, 2020 at 06:37PM

Twisdom from KateElliottSFF, February 20, 2020 at 02:55PM

Adjective Translation for Women’s Speech: A Primer

mean —> firm
angry —> decisive
shrill —> assertive
nasty —> expresses a knowledgeable opinion in public
hysterical —> won’t back down

— Kate Elliott is working (@KateElliottSFF) February 20, 2020

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February 20, 2020 at 02:55PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, February 20, 2020 at 04:40PM

Picard management tip: Take vacations.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) February 20, 2020

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February 20, 2020 at 04:40PM

Twisdom from onesarahjones, February 19, 2020 at 10:10PM

Michael Bloomberg is that angry banker who gets woken up from cryogenic suspension on that one episode of TNG

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) February 20, 2020

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February 19, 2020 at 10:10PM

Twisdom from Lexialex, February 14, 2020 at 04:00PM

Everything the Nazis did was legal. Everything Nazi resistors did was illegal. https://t.co/NsyPDGVLBH

— Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) February 14, 2020

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February 14, 2020 at 04:00PM

Twisdom from mollycrabapple, February 12, 2020 at 11:40PM

Bloomberg is Manhattan racism
Trump is Queens racism

— Molly Crabapple🇵🇷 (@mollycrabapple) February 13, 2020

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February 12, 2020 at 11:40PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, February 10, 2020 at 11:49AM

I notice a lot of people who "tell it like it is" are spending a lot of time explaining that "that's not what I meant" today.

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) February 10, 2020

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February 10, 2020 at 11:49AM

Twisdom from dcrainmakerblog, February 05, 2020 at 08:06PM

Interesting tidbits from Peloton earnings call today. They grew connected subscribers (basically $2,200 bikes + $40/month) from 563K users to 712K (just this quarter). However despite dropping the digital app (no-bike) from $20/mo to $12, that only grew from 106K users to 109K. pic.twitter.com/txfyE2PhVI

— Ray Maker (@dcrainmakerblog) February 6, 2020

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February 05, 2020 at 08:06PM