Twisdom from ObiWanPunobi, December 28, 2019 at 08:43AM

The existence of Kylo Ren implies the existence of Kylo Stimpy.

— Obi Wan Punobi (@ObiWanPunobi) December 28, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ObiWanPunobi

December 28, 2019 at 08:43AM

Twisdom from _DaanishSyed, December 22, 2019 at 01:50AM

The reason fandom gets unpleasant is that some people let their love of a thing define them. Then criticism of that thing becomes criticism of them. Love things. Enjoy things. But try not to make it your entire identity. It can be a part of you, but it shouldn’t be all of you.

— Daanish Syed (@_DaanishSyed) December 22, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/_DaanishSyed

December 22, 2019 at 01:50AM

Twisdom from qgotnorings, December 26, 2019 at 08:52AM

the scholastic book fair is where you first became class conscious. think about it.

— 🔳 (@qgotnorings) December 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/qgotnorings

December 26, 2019 at 08:52AM

Twisdom from jenniferemorrow, December 26, 2019 at 09:25PM

The most depressing part of LITTLE WOMEN (1869) is not when Beth dies but when Jo's short story wins a prize of $100, reminding any fellow writers reading the book that freelance rates have remained roughly stable SINCE THE RECONSTRUCTION ERA

— Jennifer Morrow (@jenniferemorrow) December 27, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jenniferemorrow

December 26, 2019 at 09:25PM

Twisdom from laurent_parente, December 27, 2019 at 07:39AM

This whole thread from Spotify's CEO is wonderful and inspiring. https://t.co/GPxYucHoPT

— Laurent Parenteau (@laurent_parente) December 27, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/laurent_parente

December 27, 2019 at 07:39AM

Twisdom from Popehat, December 26, 2019 at 11:02PM

Protip: do not use the “I have spoken” line from The Mandalorian on spouses

— TwoArticleHat (@Popehat) December 27, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Popehat

December 26, 2019 at 11:02PM

Twisdom from ALeeMartinez, December 26, 2019 at 02:01PM

I get where it’s coming from, but it is simply too great a burden for a Flash Gordon homage to carry. Love it, hate it, indifferent to it, Star Wars cannot be all things to all people.

— A. Lee Martinez (@ALeeMartinez) December 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ALeeMartinez

December 26, 2019 at 02:01PM

Twisdom from nkjemisin, December 26, 2019 at 01:55PM

It has always been the case that some things are incompatible with professionalism. Civility isn't a fix. Even if the bigots are "nice," their very presence in the space assaults the marginalized. There's no *nice* way to force people to endure those who would do them harm.

— N. K. Jemisin (@nkjemisin) December 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nkjemisin

December 26, 2019 at 01:55PM

Twisdom from scottEweinberg, December 25, 2019 at 09:57PM

Disney exec: Have a seat Mr. Weinberg. I'm told you have a pitch for us.

Me: Yes. A remake of the original Star Wars trilogy. (intentional silence)

Disney exec: Um... Yeah? That's not... gonna happen.

Me: starring The Muppets

— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) December 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/scottEweinberg

December 25, 2019 at 09:57PM

Twisdom from AliceAvizandum, December 25, 2019 at 01:08PM

many people are mad at me for observing that because he works Christmas and all of his movements are tracked by the US government, Santa is Muslim

— yennefer of vengabus (@AliceAvizandum) December 25, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum

December 25, 2019 at 01:08PM

Twisdom from MissTonyPajamas, December 22, 2019 at 04:14AM

I just saw cats and um,,,,,,congratulations to dogs

— Miss Boochie (@MissTonyPajamas) December 22, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MissTonyPajamas

December 22, 2019 at 04:14AM

Twisdom from PicardTips, December 19, 2019 at 03:40PM

Picard management tip: Show crew members how impressed you are with their accomplishments. Validation matters.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) December 19, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

December 19, 2019 at 03:40PM

Twisdom from HillaryMonahan, December 16, 2019 at 12:40PM

Something I wish the pearl clutching parents reading YA understood:

your kids are different people when you leave the room.
totally different people.

No, I'm serious.

— Hillary Monahan (@HillaryMonahan) December 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/HillaryMonahan

December 16, 2019 at 12:40PM

Twisdom from phillipmbailey, December 13, 2019 at 11:40PM

Reminder. A blue check mark doesn't make you smart or insightful. #thatisall

— Philmonger (@phillipmbailey) December 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/phillipmbailey

December 13, 2019 at 11:40PM

Twisdom from TheExpanseWR, December 13, 2019 at 08:39PM

“Don’t put your dick in it. It’s fucked enough already.” 😆 @SAghdashloo #TheExpanse401

— The Expanse Writers (@TheExpanseWR) December 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TheExpanseWR

December 13, 2019 at 08:39PM

Twisdom from KameronHurley, December 12, 2019 at 09:28PM

I make about 17 cents on 99 cent ebooks and 34 cents on 1.99 ebooks. Just saying - this is why most authors aren't rich unless they sell huge numbers.

— Kameron Hurley (@KameronHurley) December 13, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KameronHurley

December 12, 2019 at 09:28PM

Twisdom from laurent_parente, December 09, 2019 at 08:33AM

"Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." --Isaac Asimov

— Laurent Parenteau (@laurent_parente) December 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/laurent_parente

December 09, 2019 at 08:33AM

Twisdom from GillianA, December 01, 2019 at 05:13PM

If I had one word of advice baby yoda it would be to watch out for those seagulls! https://t.co/JkJHbnGdi4

— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) December 1, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/GillianA

December 01, 2019 at 05:13PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, December 04, 2019 at 02:31PM

Picard management tip: Give the most interesting assignments to other crew members, not yourself. That's how people stay engaged.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) December 4, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

December 04, 2019 at 02:31PM

Twisdom from angelmendozaAZC, December 02, 2019 at 08:22PM

hear me out: a portable peloton that will move as you pedal it

— angel (@angelmendozaAZC) December 3, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/angelmendozaAZC

December 02, 2019 at 08:22PM

Twisdom from jaygarmon, December 03, 2019 at 01:50PM

I wish I could be motivated to care about who receives the sinecure of directing our local Startup Kabuki Theater.

And I say this as someone who helped launch a local accelerator. We're attacking this problem from the wrong direction. https://t.co/LAAT7G84BJ

— Jay Garmon (@jaygarmon) December 3, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jaygarmon

December 03, 2019 at 01:50PM

Twisdom from benkeeton, December 03, 2019 at 02:37PM

Some excellent thoughts on simple (and reasonable) steps Louisville and Kentucky can take to create an innovation economy. This is especially true in healthcare. https://t.co/k5A769BU8Q

— Ben Keeton (@benkeeton) December 3, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/benkeeton

December 03, 2019 at 02:37PM

Twisdom from MykeCole, December 03, 2019 at 09:09AM

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m of the mind that titles like “thought leader,” “guru,” or “expert,” should be bestowed on you by others. The act of claiming them for yourself undermines the appellation.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) December 3, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MykeCole

December 03, 2019 at 09:09AM

Twisdom from annabrandberg, December 01, 2019 at 02:19AM

When I was a child, I thought the "adult drink" was coffee.

When I became a teenager, I thought the "adult drink" was beer.

As an adult, I've realised the "adult drink" is in fact... water.

— Anna Brandberg (@annabrandberg) December 1, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/annabrandberg

December 01, 2019 at 02:19AM

Twisdom from Nicole_Cliffe, November 30, 2019 at 08:17PM

I still think about this and laugh, every single day. https://t.co/4owdnOtNiS

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) December 1, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe

November 30, 2019 at 08:17PM

Twisdom from MykeCole, November 30, 2019 at 06:24PM

Picture yourself going up to a writer you’ve never met before face-to-face at a party and saying, “Hi! I really don’t like your work. I think you’re a terrible writer.”

Such a dick move! You wouldn’t do that, right? SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT ONLINE ITS THE SAME DAMN THING

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) November 30, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MykeCole

November 30, 2019 at 06:24PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, November 30, 2019 at 12:58PM

Picard sanity tip: If there are four lights, say there are four lights.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) November 30, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

November 30, 2019 at 12:58PM

Twisdom from dgregoire, November 29, 2019 at 07:22PM

Make it so https://t.co/wBbeuS8EbE

— Dannie Gregoire (@dgregoire) November 30, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/dgregoire

November 29, 2019 at 07:22PM

Twisdom from pptsapper, November 28, 2019 at 01:34PM

Ewoks, some of the most despised inhabitants of the Star Wars universe, are the only ones who use multi-domain operations in any of the movies: indirect fire, offensive obstacles, close air support, ground attack, psyop, and information operations. https://t.co/L0A9KptE5u

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) November 28, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/pptsapper

November 28, 2019 at 01:34PM

Twisdom from DonathinFrye, November 24, 2019 at 12:10PM

Being an active listener and a generous creative partner to the other people at the table is more important than being quick-witted or amazing at character voices. https://t.co/oJ8RS6sCti

— Don 🔜 PAX Unplugged 🔥🎲🔥 (@DonathinFrye) November 24, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DonathinFrye

November 24, 2019 at 12:10PM

Twisdom from SusanahGrace, November 24, 2019 at 11:41AM

It's your job as a player to figure out why your character gives a shit about the plot/group/quest.

"It's what my character would do" is not an excuse to derail/refuse to participate https://t.co/8PsEqXKJ7p

— Susanah Grace 🔜 PAXU (@SusanahGrace) November 24, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SusanahGrace

November 24, 2019 at 11:41AM

Twisdom from sethjdickinson, November 24, 2019 at 01:19PM

“Show don’t tell” is bad advice, it turns the narrator into a camera, it should really be “perceive don’t describe.” Filter sense through a character so we learn what’s important to the character and what they notice

— Seth J. Dickinson (@sethjdickinson) November 24, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/sethjdickinson

November 24, 2019 at 01:19PM

Twisdom from emilytesh_uk, November 24, 2019 at 06:38AM

absurd timescales!

no, your royal family has not been in power for a thousand years. your knightly order has not existed for four thousand years, either. why does no one know how long a thousand years is. https://t.co/M2QPvTLv3I

— Emily Tesh (@emilytesh_uk) November 24, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/emilytesh_uk

November 24, 2019 at 06:38AM

Twisdom from nbeaudrot, November 23, 2019 at 02:19PM

Much of "healthy/clean eating" is actually rich white people's aesthetic preferences masquerading as health advice. https://t.co/aPgjzUFu3E

— Nick Beaudrot (@nbeaudrot) November 23, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nbeaudrot

November 23, 2019 at 02:19PM

Twisdom from BLCAgnew, November 24, 2019 at 06:54PM

DIE HARD is absolutely a Christmas movie but LETHAL WEAPON - which climaxes with a man finding salvation (while covered with water) on Christmas Eve - is even more so. https://t.co/S7IwJs4OpF

— Brendan Agnew (@BLCAgnew) November 24, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew

November 24, 2019 at 06:54PM

Twisdom from catvalente, November 22, 2019 at 12:25PM

My generation is going to talk about the early days of the Internet the way Boomers talk about the 50s & it’s going to be gross the way we fall into the same trap they did:

Assuming that the good old days of the world somehow magically align with the good old days of our youths

— A Cat In The Lonesome October (@catvalente) November 22, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/catvalente

November 22, 2019 at 12:25PM

Twisdom from freecloud, November 19, 2019 at 09:15PM

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via Twitter https://twitter.com/freecloud

November 19, 2019 at 09:15PM

Twisdom from RDBinns, November 14, 2019 at 04:13PM

Machine learning is a bit like cocaine in the 1880s:

- been used in a weaker form for centuries
- some surprisingly successful early applications led to it now being over-prescribed
- beginning to understand that performance degrades after repeated use, negative feedback loops

— Reuben Binns (@RDBinns) November 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RDBinns

November 14, 2019 at 04:13PM

Twisdom from PrairiePhlox, November 14, 2019 at 11:06AM

I do not call it a "To Do" list anymore.

I use the much more motivational phrase "Murder Board"

— PrairiePhlox (@PrairiePhlox) November 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PrairiePhlox

November 14, 2019 at 11:06AM

Twisdom from seananmcguire, November 14, 2019 at 04:59PM

Hey, so, here is a thing you should never, EVER say to a writer. No, not even then. No, especially not then:

"You should be writing."

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) November 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/seananmcguire

November 14, 2019 at 04:59PM

Twisdom from Lhlodder, November 13, 2019 at 07:13PM

It’s less about giving my kids a perfect childhood and more about not giving them ample material to share with their therapists when they’re adults.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Lhlodder

November 13, 2019 at 07:13PM

Twisdom from karenkho, November 11, 2019 at 09:09PM

please have non-alcoholic drink options at your holiday events and always refrain from asking people why they are not drinking

— The best Thanksgiving is in October (@karenkho) November 12, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/karenkho

November 11, 2019 at 09:09PM

Twisdom from ScaryMommy, October 29, 2019 at 08:11AM

Marriage 101: If your wife says, “I’m not mad but,” you’re about to have your ass handed to you.

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) October 29, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ScaryMommy

October 29, 2019 at 08:11AM

Twisdom from Lhlodder, October 25, 2019 at 08:55AM

Them: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?

Me: My bladder mostly.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 25, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Lhlodder

October 25, 2019 at 08:55AM

Twisdom from enthusiamy, November 08, 2019 at 11:06PM

If you’ve ever read Dracula you *must* go through this incredible livetweet. (Contains: many correct opinions on Mina) https://t.co/cmZBZqFYh1

— Amy Dallen (@enthusiamy) November 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/enthusiamy

November 08, 2019 at 11:06PM

Twisdom from tracyalloway, November 05, 2019 at 06:17PM

You can replace the term "distributed ledgers" with "shared Excel sheets" in 90% of talk about blockchain and finance. https://t.co/AE48JnEqq4

— Tracy Alloway (@tracyalloway) November 5, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/tracyalloway

November 05, 2019 at 06:17PM

Twisdom from mat_johnson, November 05, 2019 at 01:27PM

MY DAUGHTER: OK, GenX.

[I pull the car over to the curb]

ME: Listen Zoomer, as long as the Millennials and the Boomers are at war, we have a truce. But make no mistake, GenX is nihilistic af and if you step to us we will let you drown in student loan debt.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) November 5, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/mat_johnson

November 05, 2019 at 01:27PM

Twisdom from DelilahSDawson, November 05, 2019 at 02:47PM

Just popping in to remind you that neither your life nor your career is an escalator, a steady and measured journey that takes you in a promised straight line, ever moving higher. They're more like a bounce house. Up, down, sideways, a moment's rest, a kick in the head, chaos.

— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) November 5, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DelilahSDawson

November 05, 2019 at 02:47PM

Twisdom from eekshecried, November 05, 2019 at 08:43PM

Your takes about Kentucky, McConnell and Trump will only be sound if you first understand people — even Republicans! — simply just straight up hate Matt Bevin.

— Erin Keane (@eekshecried) November 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/eekshecried

November 05, 2019 at 08:43PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, November 02, 2019 at 01:58PM

Picard management tip: Don't try to go at maximum speed all the time. You'll burn out your engines.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) November 2, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

November 02, 2019 at 01:58PM

Twisdom from MykeCole, November 02, 2019 at 11:04AM

“America is exceptional” we said as we forced Native Americans on the Trail of Tears, kept human beings as property, slouched through Jim Crow, interned Japanese-Americans. “This is not who we are” we cried as we put Trump in power, permitted each new horror, consequence free.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) November 2, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MykeCole

November 02, 2019 at 11:04AM

Twisdom from patrick_hruby, October 29, 2019 at 01:17PM

The Assassination of Everything Good by the Coward Private Equity

— Patrick Hruby (@patrick_hruby) October 29, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/patrick_hruby

October 29, 2019 at 01:17PM

Twisdom from PrettyBadLefty, October 28, 2019 at 03:28PM

Nate Silver is just astrology for centrists

— Chad ''Dead Wrong'' Villainous (@PrettyBadLefty) October 28, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty

October 28, 2019 at 03:28PM

Twisdom from GeekMelange, October 27, 2019 at 06:18PM

WHAT https://t.co/Xf3bIr7512

— M. Trota Fieriosa 🔥🍜📖🦄 (@GeekMelange) October 27, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/GeekMelange

October 27, 2019 at 06:18PM

Twisdom from BrandyLJensen, October 26, 2019 at 09:14AM

i have watched hundreds of videos like this, each time thinking “yes i can fold stuff like this and it will make me better” but i never do and it never does https://t.co/5YpCpnCd0d

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen

October 26, 2019 at 09:14AM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, October 25, 2019 at 08:38AM

A president who can’t be prosecuted for crimes committed in office is a king. A president who can pardon himself is a king. We don’t have kings here.

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) October 25, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeDunman

October 25, 2019 at 08:38AM

Twisdom from Gwenda, October 22, 2019 at 09:38PM

If you could swap your main character for another and have the same story, the character isn’t there yet. https://t.co/7So7fM3dVs

— The Gwendagorgon 🗣🌻🌈 (@Gwenda) October 23, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Gwenda

October 22, 2019 at 09:38PM

Twisdom from starwars, October 19, 2019 at 10:51AM

The story of a generation comes to an end. ❤️ this Tweet to be one of the first to see the @StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker final trailer on Monday! pic.twitter.com/cxUQh5wZ5M

— Star Wars (@starwars) October 19, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/starwars

October 19, 2019 at 10:51AM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, October 18, 2019 at 02:35PM

I will suggest to you that a governing class allowed to openly self-deal without consequence serves as an inspiration to all that law is meaningless and only greed matters. https://t.co/QPZ4ssCugJ

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) October 18, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeDunman

October 18, 2019 at 02:35PM

Twisdom from HeidiStevens13, October 16, 2019 at 05:13PM

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

— Heidi Stevens (@HeidiStevens13) October 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/HeidiStevens13

October 16, 2019 at 05:13PM

Twisdom from Lhlodder, October 17, 2019 at 10:26AM

If they really want to cut down on teen pregnancy, everyone should be required to watch my kids for a week while I take a trip to the Bahamas. That’ll do it.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 17, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Lhlodder

October 17, 2019 at 10:26AM

Twisdom from jameslsutter, October 15, 2019 at 05:26PM

As a freelancer, whenever I'm offered a gig, a question I'm learning to ask myself is: "Would I have actively sought out or pursued this opportunity?" If not, I should think twice about taking that job.

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) October 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jameslsutter

October 15, 2019 at 05:26PM

Twisdom from nachosarah, October 12, 2019 at 01:35PM

if you're intelligent congratulations on being tortured by the unending hell of existence every minute of every day

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) October 12, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nachosarah

October 12, 2019 at 01:35PM

Twisdom from markpopham, October 14, 2019 at 11:30AM

so tired of these snowflakes judging Columbus for all of his murder and torture based on the standards of our time, such as *adjusts glasses* King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain, who stripped him of governorship and imprisoned him for gross brutality

— dad tired (@markpopham) October 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/markpopham

October 14, 2019 at 11:30AM

Twisdom from jzellis, October 09, 2019 at 02:26PM

1) Have a way to cook food that doesn't involve electricity. My advice is to get one of these, I did and I swear by it. Fuel is cheap and readily available at Walmart or other similar stores with a camping section https://t.co/akfNk0lkcN

— Josh Ellis (@jzellis) October 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jzellis

October 09, 2019 at 02:26PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, October 06, 2019 at 09:34AM

“I’m not good enough.”
-Implies this is as good as you will ever be
-Does not acknowledge your hard work
-Ends your journey

Punching the ground and declaring “I...I must get stronger!” like in anime
-Sets goals
-Recognizes how far you’ve come
-Useful for defeating the Demon King

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) October 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

October 06, 2019 at 09:34AM

Twisdom from RARohde, October 02, 2019 at 05:12AM

So, I made a little animation trying to explain how herd immunity works.

When enough of the population has been vaccinated, a disease is no longer able to spread effectively, protecting even the unvaccinated. The percentage needed varies with the disease.#VaccinesSaveLives pic.twitter.com/bf8FlErEdO

— Robert Rohde (@RARohde) October 2, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RARohde

October 02, 2019 at 05:12AM

Twisdom from CoachKozak, October 05, 2019 at 08:00PM

Things I care about: How far along into the fund are you, how much has your fund returned so far, how quick do you need to see returns, and what signalling happens in the market with you as an investor?

Things VC's think I care about: Help with product / market vision

— Joshua Kozak (@CoachKozak) October 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/CoachKozak

October 05, 2019 at 08:00PM

Twisdom from DrJenGunter, October 04, 2019 at 09:56AM

5 ways to spot health sites you should avoid
1. Claims about pH balancing
2. Mediums are mentioned as part of health
3. Anti vaccine information
4. Selling you product along with information
5. Recommend homeopathy

— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) October 4, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter

October 04, 2019 at 09:56AM

Twisdom from inaneenglish, October 03, 2019 at 01:07PM

Apparently I'm not supposed to refer to the proposed new open office design as "soft Ikea panopticon".

— The Bi-badook (@inaneenglish) October 3, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/inaneenglish

October 03, 2019 at 01:07PM

Twisdom from duncanbbarlow, September 30, 2019 at 12:46PM

It’s. On. The. Syllabus.

— duncan b. barlow (@duncanbbarlow) September 30, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/duncanbbarlow

September 30, 2019 at 12:46PM

Twisdom from charliejane, September 29, 2019 at 02:56PM

The confusing thing about reality is not that there are no heroes and villains, but that there actually *are* villains. And yet the people fighting against them are flawed and complicated and sometimes shitty. We can't sit around waiting for a shining hero. There's just... us.

— Charlie Jane Anders, Our Opinions Are Correct (@charliejane) September 29, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/charliejane

September 29, 2019 at 02:56PM

Twisdom from dave_universetf, September 28, 2019 at 06:09PM

Reminder that Star Trek's boldest claim about the future is that videoconferencing between starships of races who've never met before will just work perfectly every time.

— Dave Anderson (@dave_universetf) September 28, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/dave_universetf

September 28, 2019 at 06:09PM

Twisdom from laurent_parente, September 27, 2019 at 11:14AM

Why is it 'managing remote employees' instead of 'remotely managing employees' ? In the end, both side are remote from each others. ☯️ https://t.co/ffI02gsKTy

— Laurent Parenteau (@laurent_parente) September 27, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/laurent_parente

September 27, 2019 at 11:14AM

Twisdom from KHayhoe, September 26, 2019 at 02:21PM

The five stages of climate denial:
1/ it’s not happening + you scientists are making it up for the $
2/ it’s not humans
3/ warmer is better! bring it on
4/ adapting is cheaper than cutting carbon and ... geoengineering!
5/ it’s too late. You scientists really shdv told us earlier

— Prof. Katharine Hayhoe (@KHayhoe) September 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KHayhoe

September 26, 2019 at 02:21PM

Twisdom from IanFrisch, September 26, 2019 at 09:50AM

Freelancers: Don't play this game. Ever. For anyone. https://t.co/hy2hMk0Ha7

— Ian Frisch (@IanFrisch) September 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/IanFrisch

September 26, 2019 at 09:50AM

Twisdom from cstross, September 25, 2019 at 11:40AM

The trouble with “move fast and break things” is that the people saying it never intend that *their* things get broken — they want to break *your* stuff, and the repair bill isn’t their problem.

— Charlie Stross (@cstross) September 25, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/cstross

September 25, 2019 at 11:40AM

Twisdom from MattFnWallace, September 24, 2019 at 12:44PM

Your cyberpunk name is basically just your name because I mean look around at this shit

— Matt Wallace (@MattFnWallace) September 24, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MattFnWallace

September 24, 2019 at 12:44PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, September 22, 2019 at 10:02PM

writing is cool because the more you write the more you learn, but the more you learn the higher your standards raise, so despite making progress it feels like you’ve gone nowhere haha that’s neat

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 23, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

September 22, 2019 at 10:02PM

Twisdom from MaineMillennial, September 21, 2019 at 05:09PM

Every guy's a sapiosexual until he meets a woman who is smarter than he is

— The Maine Millennial (@MaineMillennial) September 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MaineMillennial

September 21, 2019 at 05:09PM

Twisdom from ASmallFiction, September 21, 2019 at 01:41AM

Her ship's engine ran on boredom.

She saw the stars in fits and starts, stranded when a wonder caught her attention.

But when it wandered, so did she.

— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) September 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ASmallFiction

September 21, 2019 at 01:41AM

Twisdom from germyradin, September 20, 2019 at 04:15PM

But for real, how do we expect people to apologize well when we’re still associating contrition with cowardice

— Sonnet the Hedgehog (@germyradin) September 20, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/germyradin

September 20, 2019 at 04:15PM

Twisdom from JuddLegum, September 18, 2019 at 04:43PM

One thing people don't talk much about is a Medicare-for-all plan would spur a renaissance of entrepreneurship in the US.

I started a business about a year ago so I've talked to a lot of other people thinking about it recently and their #1 concern is getting health insurance

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 18, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JuddLegum

September 18, 2019 at 04:43PM

Twisdom from malindalo, September 16, 2019 at 11:27PM

Given how messed up the publishing industry is and how little it actually pays to write books, I’m kind of amazed by how many people still want to be professional writers. Economists who believe that humans make rational choices are wrong, we follow our dreams

— Malinda Lo (@malindalo) September 17, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/malindalo

September 16, 2019 at 11:27PM

Twisdom from britrbennett, September 16, 2019 at 05:01PM

Ah yes, cancel culture: formerly known as “consequences”

— Brit Bennett (@britrbennett) September 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/britrbennett

September 16, 2019 at 05:01PM

Twisdom from MykeCole, September 17, 2019 at 08:27AM

When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand,
It was then you realized,
That you had ranged too far from the main body of heavy infantry,
And made yourself intensely vulnerable,
To enemy light cavalry patrols.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) September 17, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MykeCole

September 17, 2019 at 08:27AM

Twisdom from PicardTips, September 16, 2019 at 01:13PM

Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) September 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

September 16, 2019 at 01:13PM

Twisdom from djolder, September 16, 2019 at 11:06AM

"Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid." #Chernobyl

— Daniel José Older (@djolder) September 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/djolder

September 16, 2019 at 11:06AM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, September 15, 2019 at 02:28PM

Working in a creative field is weird because there's no universal term for "success." Is it being rich and famous? Is it producing bestsellers? Is it just being able to do this full time? I only bring this up because defining that for yourself goes a long way to keeping motivated

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

September 15, 2019 at 02:28PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, September 15, 2019 at 12:04PM

Picard management tip: Error is the great teacher, memorable and valuable. Embrace it. Let it educate you.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) September 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

September 15, 2019 at 12:04PM

Twisdom from KatFrench, September 13, 2019 at 10:57AM

@WellthonApp @CoachKozak & @JayGarmon thank you for teaching me about #radicalcandor & asynchronous communication. I can already tell the culture here is changing me for the better. 2/

— Katina French (@KatFrench) September 13, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KatFrench

September 13, 2019 at 10:57AM

Twisdom from PicardTips, September 12, 2019 at 04:40PM

Picard management tip: Admitting one's failures is a sign of confidence and strength. It reassures others that failing is okay.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) September 12, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

September 12, 2019 at 04:40PM

Twisdom from TheRealBuzz, September 10, 2019 at 08:25PM

New York Fashion Week? This is my everyday look 😎#NYFW pic.twitter.com/v4IH79YErd

— Buzz Aldrin (@TheRealBuzz) September 11, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TheRealBuzz

September 10, 2019 at 08:25PM

Twisdom from scalzi, September 10, 2019 at 04:49PM

Remember, kids, complaining about lack of civility is just code for "The wrong people just won't shut the fuck up" https://t.co/mfn8R70v4A

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 10, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/scalzi

September 10, 2019 at 04:49PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, September 07, 2019 at 04:58PM

books are cool
if you read books, you are a cool person

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 7, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

September 07, 2019 at 04:58PM

Twisdom from jpbrammer, September 06, 2019 at 03:58PM

if you could hear a goose’s thoughts it’d just be nonstop Final Fantasy VII battle music

— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) September 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jpbrammer

September 06, 2019 at 03:58PM

Twisdom from Politidope, September 09, 2019 at 07:25PM

Wow. I love this ad. pic.twitter.com/FobJoZBd18

— Matt Rogers 🎙 (@Politidope) September 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Politidope

September 09, 2019 at 07:25PM

Twisdom from PennyRed, September 07, 2019 at 01:00AM

Asking men to do better is not misandry.
Saying that men should be able to treat women like human beings is the opposite of hating men.
What’s hateful and insulting is the assumption that men are born violent and cannot change-
-and that comes from conservatism, not feminism.

— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) September 7, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PennyRed

September 07, 2019 at 01:00AM

Twisdom from delaneykingrox, August 07, 2019 at 10:24PM

Macbeth: Is this a dagger I see before me?

DM: Roll for perception.

— Delaney King Optimize Prime-atives (@delaneykingrox) August 8, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/delaneykingrox

August 07, 2019 at 10:24PM

Twisdom from nachosarah, August 25, 2019 at 12:04AM

hey @netflix where’s the category something to watch while I fuck around on my phone

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) August 25, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nachosarah

August 25, 2019 at 12:04AM

Twisdom from ktullymcmanus, August 30, 2019 at 08:34AM

There are more governors who’ve have apologized for black face than black governors... https://t.co/M7o0rAE5hP

— K Tully-McManus (@ktullymcmanus) August 30, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ktullymcmanus

August 30, 2019 at 08:34AM

Twisdom from jaygarmon, August 24, 2019 at 09:43PM

THREAD https://t.co/shu6Wq4r2I

— Jay Garmon (@jaygarmon) August 25, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jaygarmon

August 24, 2019 at 09:43PM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, August 22, 2019 at 09:15AM

Good morning. Global politics is dominated by a greed-crazy death cult and there's no way to stop them in time to save the planet. Have an excellent Thursday!

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) August 22, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeDunman

August 22, 2019 at 09:15AM

Twisdom from michelleinbklyn, August 21, 2019 at 10:45AM

The front page of the NYT right now looks like one of those pre-election parodies about what a Trump administration would be like. pic.twitter.com/hyKwjvKROt

— Michelle Goldberg (@michelleinbklyn) August 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn

August 21, 2019 at 10:45AM

Twisdom from ChrisEvans, August 21, 2019 at 03:09PM

If Barack Obama looked to the sky and said ‘I’m the chosen one’, even as a joke(which this wasn’t), everyone at Fox News would look like they just peeked inside the Ark of the Covenant. https://t.co/bfxkxWkL44

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) August 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans

August 21, 2019 at 03:09PM

Twisdom from scottlynch78, August 21, 2019 at 02:06PM

It's actually pretty cool and healthy that we're having broader conversations in the SF/F genre about the fact that some of our foundational commercial texts are creepy-- not merely "of their time," but downright authoritarian and eliminationist.

— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) August 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/scottlynch78

August 21, 2019 at 02:06PM

Twisdom from RaniqDesigns, August 19, 2019 at 09:53AM

Miles is animated at a rate of 12fps while the rest of the movie is 24fps. This provides a clunkier Miles as he works to find out who he is. As Miles continues through the movie, his animation slowly matches up with Peter B. Parker as he is settling into his new role. Masterpiece https://t.co/6U4SzCrU2p

— Aniq ⎊ (@RaniqDesigns) August 19, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/RaniqDesigns

August 19, 2019 at 09:53AM

Twisdom from PicardTips, August 19, 2019 at 04:13PM

Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) August 19, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

August 19, 2019 at 04:13PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, August 17, 2019 at 02:58PM

Picard relaxation tip: Re-read good books.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) August 17, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

August 17, 2019 at 02:58PM

Twisdom from IxtabMedia, August 15, 2019 at 08:33AM

I've been taking notes:
*Challenge people who won't debate you so you win
*subtly dehumanise them so when they react you can say they're being hostile
*tell them what they believe, lie
*talk really fast without saying anything
*make up statistics but demand peer review sources

— Judge - Ixtab Media Ambassador and Daemon (@IxtabMedia) August 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/IxtabMedia

August 15, 2019 at 08:33AM

Twisdom from PicardTips, August 15, 2019 at 12:40PM

Picard management tip: Humility without confidence is sheepishness. Confidence without humility is arrogance.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) August 15, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

August 15, 2019 at 12:40PM

Twisdom from jimchines, August 10, 2019 at 10:46PM

Paying your dues = doing the work to learn your craft. Taking the time to gain the knowledge and experience you need.

Paying your dues =/= suffering various indignities just because those who came before you did. Or putting up with disrespect, harassment, or abuse.

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) August 11, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jimchines

August 10, 2019 at 10:46PM

Twisdom from Popehat, August 10, 2019 at 09:36AM

Americans will always find it easier to accept elaborate conspiracy theories than accept than the way the system treats people is freakishly reckless and inhuman.

— WhatFreshHellIsThisHat (@Popehat) August 10, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Popehat

August 10, 2019 at 09:36AM

Twisdom from Pizza_Suplex, August 07, 2019 at 05:19PM

The great thing about writing is..... uhhhhh. Hmm. Like. The good thing about writing is how... you know. Shit. Fuck. God damn it.

— Pat "Knife Museum" Gill (@Pizza_Suplex) August 7, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Pizza_Suplex

August 07, 2019 at 05:19PM

Twisdom from TedAlcorn, August 05, 2019 at 08:32PM

This takedown of the myth that US gun violence is connected to video games is probably the most exquisite I’ve read. Those quotes! @kevinmdraper https://t.co/i8O77UbLqz pic.twitter.com/3vQuJXsQPK

— Ted Alcorn (@TedAlcorn) August 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TedAlcorn

August 05, 2019 at 08:32PM

Twisdom from CoachKozak, August 04, 2019 at 11:13AM

Those who purport to be an expert at all things are only an expert at embellishing.

— Joshua Kozak (@CoachKozak) August 4, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/CoachKozak

August 04, 2019 at 11:13AM

Twisdom from CarolineYLChen, August 04, 2019 at 05:06PM

But actual academic research shows that mental health symptoms (depression, anxiety, PTSD etc) are NOT strongly related to gun violence (Lu & Temple, 2019). https://t.co/4v9o3pSN6W

— Caroline Chen (@CarolineYLChen) August 4, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/CarolineYLChen

August 04, 2019 at 05:06PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, August 04, 2019 at 03:04PM

Picard civics tip: Being angry does not make you right. It also does not make you wrong. Question what you are fighting for.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) August 4, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

August 04, 2019 at 03:04PM

Twisdom from DanaSchwartzzz, August 02, 2019 at 06:49PM

It's so cute how guys who like sports cosplay as their favorite characters

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 2, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz

August 02, 2019 at 06:49PM

Twisdom from jonnorris12, August 01, 2019 at 04:10AM

It’s all very well using WW2 analogies to say we will get through Brexit, ‘spirit of the blitz’ and all that, but can you imagine how shit the atmosphere would have been in the air raid shelters if you looked around and realised that about half the people had voted for the bombs?

— Jonathan Norris (@jonnorris12) August 1, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jonnorris12

August 01, 2019 at 04:10AM

Twisdom from karaisshort, July 31, 2019 at 04:15PM

Somebody called Marianne Williamson "Chakra Con" and I have to sit down 😂😂😂😂

— Affleck's Scorpio Moon (@karaisshort) July 31, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/karaisshort

July 31, 2019 at 04:15PM

Twisdom from PubicZirconium, July 31, 2019 at 12:02PM

UNITED STATES: lol in china they pretend nothing happened at tiananmen square!

UNITED STATES HISTORY EDUCATION: and the indians taught the colonists how to grow corn = )

— PubicZirconium 🌈💎🚩💎🌈 (@PubicZirconium) July 31, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PubicZirconium

July 31, 2019 at 12:02PM

Twisdom from MattFnWallace, August 01, 2019 at 10:50AM

“If you wanted to be that sick then you should’ve made yourself successful enough to afford it.” - America

— Matt Wallace (@MattFnWallace) August 1, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MattFnWallace

August 01, 2019 at 10:50AM

Twisdom from writergeekrhw, July 31, 2019 at 07:54PM

By popular demand, here’s the map of Bajor I drew on a whiteboard for the #StarTrek #DS9 Writers Office. pic.twitter.com/6djaZHHzJL

— Robert Hewitt Wolfe (@writergeekrhw) July 31, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/writergeekrhw

July 31, 2019 at 07:54PM

Twisdom from imranzomg, July 29, 2019 at 09:18PM

I always just assumed Jolene was death.

— Imran Khan (@imranzomg) July 30, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/imranzomg

July 29, 2019 at 09:18PM

Twisdom from profmusgrave, July 29, 2019 at 05:45PM

Person 1: welcome home. Did you have a good day looking at screens at work?
Person 2: yes, my screens were good. How were your screens?
1: they were less good, so I’d like to watch something on the big screen in our house.
2: okay, but I might use my small screen while we watch.

— Paul Musgrave (@profmusgrave) July 29, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/profmusgrave

July 29, 2019 at 05:45PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, July 27, 2019 at 07:42PM

life is a series of getting hit in ways you didn't think you could get hit, then learning to recover in ways you never thought you could recover, until you are a regenerating, fast-healing monstrosity, cackling darkly as you arise from all setbacks, drinking in your foes' despair

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 27, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

July 27, 2019 at 07:42PM

Twisdom from clarissakathp, July 23, 2019 at 07:09PM

ignoring politics is a privilege, not a personality trait

— claire bear (@clarissakathp) July 23, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/clarissakathp

July 23, 2019 at 07:09PM

Twisdom from Nicole_Cliffe, July 24, 2019 at 08:20PM

being raised by non-abusive parents who did a good job is a massive form of privilege

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) July 25, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe

July 24, 2019 at 08:20PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, July 23, 2019 at 01:22PM

Picard management tip: Most conflict arises out of confusion. Clarify quickly before weapons power up.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) July 23, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

July 23, 2019 at 01:22PM

Twisdom from Lindsay_Wells_, July 21, 2019 at 10:54AM

This is blowing my mind and I'm going to need to edit a bunch of dialogue from my Brit characters because WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'QUITE' DOESN'T MEAN 'VERY'??? https://t.co/OmaHIfCknQ

— Lindsay E N Wells (@Lindsay_Wells_) July 21, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Lindsay_Wells_

July 21, 2019 at 10:54AM

Twisdom from matthewjdowd, July 19, 2019 at 09:06AM

At nearly every key transformative moment in U.S. history, roughly one-third of our citizens have fought against this change. During Revolutionary War, 1/3 wanted to stay with monarchy. During Civil War, 1/3 wanted to keep slavery. During civil rights, 1/3 fought against equality

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) July 19, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/matthewjdowd

July 19, 2019 at 09:06AM

Twisdom from PennyRed, July 16, 2019 at 06:15PM

Men on the internet: women owe men sex and affection. Women who reject men deserve to be punished.
Also men on the internet: sluts deserve to die.
Also men on the internet: women who have sex don't deserve reproductive agency.
Also men on the internet: why don't women like me?

— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) July 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PennyRed

July 16, 2019 at 06:15PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, July 16, 2019 at 01:22PM

Picard morality tip: The moment you consider yourself morally superior to someone due to your genetics is the moment you prove you are not.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) July 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

July 16, 2019 at 01:22PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, July 16, 2019 at 12:48AM

real nice worldbuilding you have here
sure would be a shame if someone were to put some
characters in it

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

July 16, 2019 at 12:48AM

Twisdom from MykeCole, July 13, 2019 at 04:42PM

You’re not going to frighten anti-intellectuals with being “on the wrong side of history.” History is one of those things in books they don’t read.

We have to make them believe they’re on the wrong side of right fucking now.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) July 13, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MykeCole

July 13, 2019 at 04:42PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, July 12, 2019 at 04:49PM

Picard management tip: Suppress your inner alarm. Be the calmest person in the room.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) July 12, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

July 12, 2019 at 04:49PM

Twisdom from clpolk, July 10, 2019 at 02:46PM

I don't know who needs to read this but every scrap of writing advice you've ever heard/read is simply an interesting opinion that might not apply to your work

— C.L. Polk (@clpolk) July 10, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/clpolk

July 10, 2019 at 02:46PM

Twisdom from rudy_mustang, July 10, 2019 at 09:17PM

today is the anniversary that colonel sanders shot a guy to become the king of kentucky gas station chicken pic.twitter.com/5okeOMmhFr

— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) July 11, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang

July 10, 2019 at 09:17PM

Twisdom from DanaSchwartzzz, July 10, 2019 at 02:58PM

If you don't cry in how to train your dragon you're a cop

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) July 10, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz

July 10, 2019 at 02:58PM

Twisdom from ChuckWendig, July 09, 2019 at 08:32AM

TUESDAY. Life can feel like a sunk cost fallacy: we get in a rut, and think we've paid our dues in this rut and so in this rut we must remain. But every day is a new start. A day to build wings and escape. Into the sky like a bird. Where you can poop on the cars of stupid people

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) July 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig

July 09, 2019 at 08:32AM

Twisdom from tessie_the_mess, July 09, 2019 at 02:27PM

name a more crushing blow than "this is a great start!" from your editor, i'll wait

— Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) July 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/tessie_the_mess

July 09, 2019 at 02:27PM

Twisdom from kramski, July 08, 2019 at 05:11PM

I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die

— Kramski (@kramski) July 8, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/kramski

July 08, 2019 at 05:11PM

Twisdom from Bakari_Sellers, July 08, 2019 at 10:18PM

A man has a 7 story home worth $77m in the middle of Manhattan, and no one knows how he makes his money.

Where I’m from you get a new car and you ain’t got a job, law enforcement is sitting outside your house taking pictures.

— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) July 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Bakari_Sellers

July 08, 2019 at 10:18PM

Twisdom from MatthewACherry, July 09, 2019 at 05:43PM

Why Netflix cancels many of their popular shows after two seasons despite their popularity and critical acclaim. pic.twitter.com/I0iVAIdPM3

— Matthew A. Cherry 🏁 (@MatthewACherry) July 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry

July 09, 2019 at 05:43PM

Twisdom from Popehat, July 09, 2019 at 07:32PM

No client, even the United States of America, is worth your soul or your reputation.

— RammedTheRampartsHat (@Popehat) July 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Popehat

July 09, 2019 at 07:32PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, July 09, 2019 at 01:22PM

Picard engineering tip: Even if computers can talk now, remember how deeply stupid they are.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) July 9, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

July 09, 2019 at 01:22PM

Twisdom from PicardTips, July 08, 2019 at 12:13PM

Picard social tip: A Vulcan can laugh. A Klingon can soothe. A Ferengi can give. Your preconceptions are not facts.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) July 8, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

July 08, 2019 at 12:13PM

Twisdom from questingvole, July 05, 2019 at 05:02PM

"The singularity" is a hypothetical point at which books about AI will constitute 100 per cent of nonfiction publishing. It's nearer than we think.

— Sam Leith 🐝 (@questingvole) July 5, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/questingvole

July 05, 2019 at 05:02PM

Twisdom from jameslsutter, July 06, 2019 at 07:18PM

ME: "So there were some kids our age--"

FRIEND: "We're thirty-five."

ME: "Okay, there were some youngish adults our age--"

FRIEND: "We are THIRTY. FIVE."

ME: "AUGH FINE THERE WERE SOME GROWN-ASS ADULTS LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) July 6, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jameslsutter

July 06, 2019 at 07:18PM

Twisdom from mrs_hippiequeen, July 04, 2019 at 11:29AM

today is the 7th anniversary of san diego accidentally setting off their entire show at the same time, resulting in the funniest and most efficient fireworks show ever

(CAUTION: LOUD 😂) pic.twitter.com/4qJ2h63HFy

— tiger swan lady (@mrs_hippiequeen) July 4, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/mrs_hippiequeen

July 04, 2019 at 11:29AM

Twisdom from HeatherAntos, July 03, 2019 at 06:57AM

PRO TIP: Don't take criticism from someone you would never go to for advice.

— Heather Antos (@HeatherAntos) July 3, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/HeatherAntos

July 03, 2019 at 06:57AM

Twisdom from rajandelman, June 30, 2019 at 07:58PM

An anime is defined not by whether it's Japanese animation, but whether it's 65% enjoyable and 35% embarrassing. A live-action French film can be anime. A first date that's going fine until he starts crying about his ex is anime

— kitty cat career counselor🔥🔴 (@rajandelman) June 30, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/rajandelman

June 30, 2019 at 07:58PM

Twisdom from oldscout, June 26, 2019 at 08:54AM

The whole thread, but this resonates with me. I'm a 50-something cishet white dude and *I* stayed away from "fandom" and SFF cons because they seemed like places only those who knew all the secret signs were welcome. https://t.co/qxSEEu5zyt

— John Appel (@oldscout) June 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/oldscout

June 26, 2019 at 08:54AM

Twisdom from BeRusTerr, June 26, 2019 at 09:40AM

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
1 Do not injure my daughter or thru inaction allow my daughter to come to harm
2 Obey orders given by my daughter unless they conflict w 1st Law
3 Protect your own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the 1st or 2nd Law

— Bertrand Russell Terrier (@BeRusTerr) June 26, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BeRusTerr

June 26, 2019 at 09:40AM

Twisdom from nkjemisin, June 18, 2019 at 07:48AM

On privileged heroes, and how they should be. https://t.co/t5YrCdGjHd

— N. K. Jemisin (@nkjemisin) June 18, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/nkjemisin

June 18, 2019 at 07:48AM

Twisdom from ChuckWendig, June 12, 2019 at 03:36PM

A bad prequel is just a fancy-ass deleted scene.

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) June 12, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig

June 12, 2019 at 03:36PM

Twisdom from MicroSFF, June 16, 2019 at 08:26AM

"You are the Chosen One, whose task it is-"
"Does it pay?"
"-to... What?"
"This task, is it paid? Or is it for experience, exposure?"
"It is to save the world!"
"Cool, cool, so not paid. Are you paid?"
"We Solemn Guardians of-"
"Because if you are, I should be too."
"... fine."

— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 16, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MicroSFF

June 16, 2019 at 08:26AM

Twisdom from PicardTips, June 14, 2019 at 11:49AM

Picard sociology tip: Those who rise to power by embracing ignorance and fear will only make their people more ignorant and afraid.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) June 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PicardTips

June 14, 2019 at 11:49AM

Twisdom from jonrog1, June 14, 2019 at 10:57AM

6) which is another chance for the evergreen: the animating purpose of representational democracy is to protect the rest of us from the whims of insane rich people. Everything else is wainscoting. xx

— John Rogers (@jonrog1) June 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jonrog1

June 14, 2019 at 10:57AM

Twisdom from charliejane, June 14, 2019 at 06:33AM

"There's your mistake. Peace isn't the absence of war... peace is all about presence. The presence of understanding, of dialogue. Of real allyship. You don't just stop killing each other and get to call that peace." #amwriting

— Charlie Jane Anders, Our Opinions Are Correct (@charliejane) June 14, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/charliejane

June 14, 2019 at 06:33AM

Twisdom from samlymatters, June 13, 2019 at 02:22PM

*sees somebody on twitter who is more successful than me*

I gotta get off this website

*switches to Instagram and sees someone hotter than me*

Man, fuck this app

*goes on Facebook and sees a guy I went to middle school with is in jail for murder*

There we go

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 13, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/samlymatters

June 13, 2019 at 02:22PM

Twisdom from KameronHurley, June 13, 2019 at 03:18PM

"White men are the only people allowed to fully believe in the American dream and perhaps that is the cruelest thing to have ever been done to them and the world that has to suffer their anger as they refuse to let go of a fantasy that we were never allowed to imagine" https://t.co/9Vn3ObDidY

— Kameron Hurley (@KameronHurley) June 13, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KameronHurley

June 13, 2019 at 03:18PM

Twisdom from DelilahSDawson, June 12, 2019 at 09:11PM

Let's be clear. If you want to be traditionally published:
* focus on the book you're writing or editing
* put everything into that book, no holding back
* when you get to the querying stage, start writing a new book that isn't related to the book being queried
You can do it!

— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) June 13, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DelilahSDawson

June 12, 2019 at 09:11PM

Twisdom from BourassaArt, June 12, 2019 at 04:44PM

Horror Tip: A horrible monster isn't scary unless it represents a horrifying idea. The monster only works as an ambassador of a bigger conceptual terror - tip of the iceberg. Make sure there's more beneath the surface.

— Bourassa (@BourassaArt) June 12, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BourassaArt

June 12, 2019 at 04:44PM