Twisdom from jakelourim, September 29, 2018 at 04:52PM

That was a head-scratcher by Willie Taggart. He went for it on 4th-and-7 at the 46-yard line. Yasir Abdullah deflected the pass.

— Jake Lourim (@jakelourim) September 29, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jakelourim

September 29, 2018 at 04:52PM

Twisdom from erinscafe, September 26, 2018 at 09:33PM

If you’re a good guy who’s never sexually assaulted anyone, please keep in mind that you are great, and your mom is proud of you, but nobody owes you a thank you card or a gold star for that shit. We’re not grading on a curve.

— erinspace (@erinscafe) September 27, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/erinscafe

September 26, 2018 at 09:33PM

Twisdom from TomKingTK, September 25, 2018 at 11:01AM

Writing is rewriting.

And frustration is refrustrating.

— Tom King (@TomKingTK) September 25, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TomKingTK

September 25, 2018 at 11:01AM

Twisdom from jayewells, September 19, 2018 at 11:42AM

“Don't ask for guarantees. And don't look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore.” -Bradbury https://t.co/XvXbmTYAyF

— Jaye Wells (@jayewells) September 19, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jayewells

September 19, 2018 at 11:42AM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, September 16, 2018 at 07:07PM

I'm reading a pretty slick book that has some cool combat scenes that kind of fall flat for me.
Words spent describing positioning, movements and maneuvers: Many.
Words spent describing how anyone feels in the fight: Zero.

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 16, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

September 16, 2018 at 07:07PM

Twisdom from DanaSchwartzzz, September 16, 2018 at 05:28PM

My life got better the day I stopped being precious with books. Take them in the bath. Throw them in your purse. Write in them. Fold pages. Books you own are meant for you to read and enjoy, not for you to fetishize.

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 16, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz

September 16, 2018 at 05:28PM

Twisdom from HowellDawdy, September 11, 2018 at 11:09AM

Howell Dawdy “Louisville” OFFICIAL VIDEO: https://t.co/AlgKcN27Te

— Howell Dawdy (@HowellDawdy) September 11, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/HowellDawdy

September 11, 2018 at 11:09AM

Twisdom from rdutel, September 15, 2018 at 07:00AM

Dear tech companies,

Employees don't need ping pong tables or beer fridges at work. 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️

Employees need flexibility to do their best work and enjoy life. For instance, working remotely. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️

Please offer trust, not toys. 🙌

— Rodolphe Dutel (@rdutel) September 15, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/rdutel

September 15, 2018 at 07:00AM

Twisdom from NDeathcamp, September 14, 2018 at 09:28AM

I LOVE WHEN FACEBOOK SOCK ACCOUNTS DEMAND YOU PARAGRAPH FOR PARAGRAPH ACADEMICALLY DEBATE THEM.

LIKE. LMAO NO FUCKER. I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR EIGHT SECONDS AND HATED IT THE WHOLE TIME. I'M NOT TAKING HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS ON NUANCE IN FASCISM FROM YOU AND YOUR NARUTO PROFILE PICTURE.

— NECKBEARD_DEATHCAMP (@NDeathcamp) September 14, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/NDeathcamp

September 14, 2018 at 09:28AM

Twisdom from PGuzzoTimes, September 14, 2018 at 09:23AM

If all newspaper articles included a picture of the reporter's car under the byline, the word "elite" would never again be used to describe the print media.

— Paul Guzzo (@PGuzzoTimes) September 14, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PGuzzoTimes

September 14, 2018 at 09:23AM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, September 14, 2018 at 09:18PM

yeah, I was once banished to the Friend Zone. It was an awful, shadowy hell dimension wherein I was forced to play an extra on FRIENDS over and over until my penance was served. And all my scenes were with Ross.

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 15, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

September 14, 2018 at 09:18PM

Twisdom from harleivy, September 11, 2018 at 10:04AM

wanna know what's a REAL forgotten treasure??? these lilo & stitch promo videos released by disney in 2002 where stitch breaks into various disney movie scenes and pretty much pisses everyone off... he even snatches jasmine from aladdin whew chile the legend jumped out pic.twitter.com/IafHY1dj6o

— gabi (@harleivy) September 11, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/harleivy

September 11, 2018 at 10:04AM

Twisdom from jasonuk17, September 07, 2018 at 11:08AM

Personally? I'm going high, with the shoulder and helmet. Targeting penalty, be damned. https://t.co/ZrkLEqFVpb

— Jason Ence (@jasonuk17) September 7, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jasonuk17

September 07, 2018 at 11:08AM

Twisdom from Pappiness, September 06, 2018 at 05:21PM

Alex Jones was allowed to harass Sandy Hook parents for six years with no repercussions.

He harassed Jack Dorsey for one day and was banned from Twitter.

— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) September 6, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Pappiness

September 06, 2018 at 05:21PM

Twisdom from Pramas, September 06, 2018 at 01:42PM

Anti-fascists, what is best in life? To crush the alt-right, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their man-children!

— Chris Pramas (@Pramas) September 6, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Pramas

September 06, 2018 at 01:42PM

Twisdom from mymonsterischic, September 05, 2018 at 01:51PM

if lawmakers had HALF the motivation, compassion, and enthusiasm that X-men fans have, we'd have achieved world peace decades ago

— Leah Williams (@mymonsterischic) September 5, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/mymonsterischic

September 05, 2018 at 01:51PM

Twisdom from WillShetterly, September 01, 2018 at 10:46AM

In 1960, you could buy 10 comic books or three 35 cent paperback books for about $1, the minimum wage. Today, an hour's work at minimum wage, $7.25, will buy two comics or one paperback.#WorkingClassTriviaForFans

— Will Shetterly (@WillShetterly) September 1, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/WillShetterly

September 01, 2018 at 10:46AM