Twisdom from PicardTips, February 27, 2018 at 06:05PM

Picard strategy tip: Pick your battles. Fight injustices before annoyances.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) February 27, 2018

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February 27, 2018 at 06:05PM

Twisdom from 502eire, February 27, 2018 at 12:17AM

anyway my boudoir pics a few years ago were the best gift I ever gave myself but I'd kinds love a retro Glamour Shot sesh again if only because I can actually tweet all of them instead of the exactly one boudoir shot that's ok for public

— Dawn Howard (@502eire) February 27, 2018

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February 27, 2018 at 12:17AM

Twisdom from drmattdambrosio, February 26, 2018 at 05:27PM

This may be my favorite opening line to an article that I've ever seen in my entire life. pic.twitter.com/HOWqFymYNk

— Matthew D'Ambrosio™ (@drmattdambrosio) February 26, 2018

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February 26, 2018 at 05:27PM

Twisdom from JayBilas, February 25, 2018 at 09:18AM

Joe Schafer, University of Buffalo Law School, on who is to blame...it's the NCAA. Interesting article. https://t.co/10iDSzNhkS

— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) February 25, 2018

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February 25, 2018 at 09:18AM

Twisdom from TimfromDa70s, February 22, 2018 at 02:58PM

Chris Kyle the greatest american sniper in military history was shot and killed when confronted by a "crazy guy" with a gun. So we just have to train the teachers a lil bit better than Chris Kyle.

— Tim Hanlon (@TimfromDa70s) February 22, 2018

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February 22, 2018 at 02:58PM

Twisdom from jameslsutter, February 22, 2018 at 12:45PM

Best typo in this manuscript: "...he cocked his head and lifted..." somehow became "he cocklifted."

Thank you to my beta readers who trashed their search histories looking for a definition of cocklifting. I apologize for all your future google ads.

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) February 22, 2018

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February 22, 2018 at 12:45PM

Twisdom from JasonKander, February 21, 2018 at 11:52PM

Having been through US Army training scenarios in which we rolled up on an ongoing and escalating situation in which both the good guys and the bad guys had guns but weren’t wearing “Good Guy” or “Bad Guy” signs, I’m 100% positive arming teachers is the wrong answer.

— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) February 22, 2018

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February 21, 2018 at 11:52PM

Twisdom from ciccmaher, February 21, 2018 at 10:12PM

The NRA: “Arm teachers!”

*Philando Castile, a legally licensed and armed teacher, shot dead by police*

The NRA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— George Ciccariello-Maher (@ciccmaher) February 22, 2018

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February 21, 2018 at 10:12PM

Twisdom from 502eire, February 21, 2018 at 12:22AM

if a tiny sample size of special elections - many of which have batshit backstories - causes Dems to ZOMG BLUE WAVE!!!!111 themselves into complacency I will absolutely lose it

— Kellyanne Dawnway (@502eire) February 21, 2018

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February 21, 2018 at 12:22AM

Twisdom from kenchengcomedy, February 16, 2018 at 02:50PM

terrorism is one of the only areas where white people do most of the work and get none of the credit

— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) February 16, 2018

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February 16, 2018 at 02:50PM

Twisdom from KaniJJackson, February 18, 2018 at 04:00PM

Obama (2012) sits alone in a classroom after meeting for hours with parents of Sandy Hook victims.

Trump (2018) sits at a disco party he threw at his private night club after spending 14 minutes with victims at the hospital in Parkland.

These pictures speak louder than words. pic.twitter.com/sC3Kfd0jh6

— Remove Trump Now (@KaniJJackson) February 18, 2018

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February 18, 2018 at 04:00PM

Twisdom from itslizhannah, February 15, 2018 at 10:26PM

One of the many reasons that the box office of BLACK PANTHER and WONDER WOMAN is important is that no one can ever say again a superhero who is a woman or superhero is a person of color doesn’t make money. Go to the movies. Change the conversation. Representation matters.

— Liz Hannah (@itslizhannah) February 16, 2018

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February 15, 2018 at 10:26PM

Twisdom from tom_nalyob, February 15, 2018 at 11:26AM

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February 15, 2018 at 11:26AM

Twisdom from PeopleRepellent, February 15, 2018 at 01:50PM

*whispers in your ear* white nationalists murdering people will never be called terrorism in America because terrorism implies its a threat to the state apparatus but white nationalist violence only reenforces the state apparatus in America

— the not-liberal Fabian (@PeopleRepellent) February 15, 2018

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February 15, 2018 at 01:50PM

Twisdom from PaulMMCooper, February 07, 2018 at 10:57AM

If you compare astronomically verifiable eclipse dates to accounts of eclipses in ancient texts, you can achieve very accurate timelines for ancient events. https://t.co/XD9f0sJETF

— Paul 🌹📚 Cooper (@PaulMMCooper) February 7, 2018

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February 07, 2018 at 10:57AM

Twisdom from EldritchGirl, February 06, 2018 at 07:40PM

This is fucking outstanding. It's so hilariously dark. I love it. https://t.co/k2dHb60EKj

— Meghan B (@EldritchGirl) February 7, 2018

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February 06, 2018 at 07:40PM

Twisdom from mikamckinnon, February 06, 2018 at 04:59PM

Q: Ugh, you're just a SpaceX hater. Why you gotta be that way?!
A: It is irresponsible to uncritically adore anything. SpaceX accomplishes amazing things (like today's test flight!), but no company is flawless.

A year later, this thread is still valid: https://t.co/uVFWh07qjj

— Mika McKinnon (@mikamckinnon) February 6, 2018

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February 06, 2018 at 04:59PM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, February 06, 2018 at 02:09PM

There is a special place in hell for people who would give a book a 1-star review simply because the place they bought it from shipped it poorly.

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) February 6, 2018

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February 06, 2018 at 02:09PM

Twisdom from EVA_SlVE, February 03, 2018 at 04:09AM

"girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood"

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK

— fragile capricorn (@EVA_SlVE) February 3, 2018

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February 03, 2018 at 04:09AM

Twisdom from jonrog1, February 03, 2018 at 01:45PM

Look, from one point of view I'm a successful showrunner working in his creative field of choice and responsible for millions of dollars of production money. And yet, every day I fight the urge to get liquored up and play FALLOUT 4 for 12 hours. Just know that never goes away.

— John Rogers (@jonrog1) February 3, 2018

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February 03, 2018 at 01:45PM

Twisdom from shannonrwatts, February 03, 2018 at 06:01AM

Man shooting at officers from the roof of a church while wearing a bulletproof vest was...

SAY IT WITH ME

...under a Domestic Violence Order of Protection and should not have had firearms. https://t.co/rsxb7t5JSF

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) February 3, 2018

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February 03, 2018 at 06:01AM

Twisdom from nopoweradeinusa, February 02, 2018 at 08:43PM

It'll be funny when millennials grow up & tell the younger generation shit like "you just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps like me & make all your money from a lovecraftian inspired steam punk board game you kickstarted"

— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) February 3, 2018

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February 02, 2018 at 08:43PM

Twisdom from marccold, February 02, 2018 at 11:59AM

COLLEAGUES: You're very young. You must know Snapchat!

ME: I'm 35!

STUDENTS: It's so weird you remember before the Internet. You're really old.

ME: I'm 35!

SOCIETY: Feckless millennial, you destroy all you see with your entitlement and your avocados.

ME: (weeping) I'm 35...

— MARCinaColdClimate, Bad Librarian Who Doesn't Care (@marccold) February 2, 2018

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February 02, 2018 at 11:59AM

Twisdom from chrislhayes, February 02, 2018 at 04:11PM

The stock market is not the economy
The stock market is not the economy
The stock market is not the economy
The stock market is not the economy
The stock market is not the economy
The stock market is not the economy
The stock market is not the economy

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 2, 2018

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February 02, 2018 at 04:11PM

Twisdom from Stonekettle, February 02, 2018 at 03:32PM

Right: OMG! OMG! An FBI agent was prejudiced against Trump! The police must be politically neutral!

Left: Good idea. So, Joe Arpaio? David Clarke? The Fraternal Order of Police?

Right:

Left:

Right: That's different

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) February 2, 2018

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February 02, 2018 at 03:32PM

Twisdom from joshgondelman, February 01, 2018 at 06:13PM

Comedy and rap are similar in that the goal of both is to get good enough to stop doing them and just be in movies with The Rock.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 1, 2018

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February 01, 2018 at 06:13PM

Twisdom from MykeCole, January 31, 2018 at 09:39PM

Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Maintain pike intervals like there’s a maniple of legionaries charging who will close to sword range if you fuck up and give them an opening and then you, and all your battle brothers, are meat for the Roman beast.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) February 1, 2018

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January 31, 2018 at 09:39PM