Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, October 31, 2017 at 01:24PM

Seriously, though, fanart has been, like, 80% of art. It’s just that for a long time Jesus was the only fandom.

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) October 31, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

October 31, 2017 at 01:24PM

Twisdom from JanelleCShane, October 29, 2017 at 01:02PM

Thank you to whoever added Ruth Vader Ginsburg to the costume database. I got to wear a cape and carry a light saber and fight for justice. http://pic.twitter.com/EKIw7CBPF4

— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) October 29, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane

October 29, 2017 at 01:02PM

Twisdom from TomNovelly, October 26, 2017 at 10:47AM

Curiosity can lead you to some crazy places. Check out Louisville’s secret underground tunnels for yourself.https://t.co/VPkbjUZf8v

— Thomas Novelly (@TomNovelly) October 26, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/TomNovelly

October 26, 2017 at 10:47AM

Twisdom from PoliticusSarah, October 28, 2017 at 04:20PM

Pool re Trump motorcade: "Then it overtook a female cyclist, wearing a white top and cycling helmet, who responded by giving the middle finger. The motorcade had to slow and the cyclist caught up, still offering the finger."

Also a pedestrian who gave a thumbs down signal.

— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) October 28, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah

October 28, 2017 at 04:20PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, October 28, 2017 at 09:30PM

World building is fine so long as it’s affecting the characters. Otherwise it’s just trivia. https://t.co/qU8lWC81BR

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) October 29, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

October 28, 2017 at 09:30PM

Twisdom from Kristen_Arnett, October 27, 2017 at 10:20AM

overheard the dunkin donuts cashier tell someone “if you don’t like my content you’re not my audience” and now i’m saying that to everyone

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) October 27, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Kristen_Arnett

October 27, 2017 at 10:20AM

Twisdom from attn, October 25, 2017 at 09:24PM

It's amazing what happens when boys are actually taught to respect women. http://pic.twitter.com/IbjdtAPyRD

— ATTN: (@attn) October 26, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/attn

October 25, 2017 at 09:24PM

Twisdom from BravoCoolee, October 23, 2017 at 08:34AM

Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?”

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

— Coolee Bravo (@BravoCoolee) October 23, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BravoCoolee

October 23, 2017 at 08:34AM

Twisdom from jaygarmon, October 21, 2017 at 08:45PM

Jeff Brohm coaches real football like I coach video game football https://t.co/NubB5yUdpQ

— Jay Garmon (@jaygarmon) October 22, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/jaygarmon

October 21, 2017 at 08:45PM

Twisdom from _youhadonejob1, October 19, 2017 at 05:30AM

How bad do things have to be both of these to be in town? http://pic.twitter.com/ASiLfoRVfx

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 19, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1

October 19, 2017 at 05:30AM

Twisdom from JoeDunman, October 18, 2017 at 01:49PM

Also, if you're a liberal who hates guns but loves marriage equality, probably shouldn't demand narrow interpretation of constitutional text

— Joe Dunman (@JoeDunman) October 18, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/JoeDunman

October 18, 2017 at 01:49PM

Twisdom from MykeCole, October 18, 2017 at 11:13AM

I am all for forgiveness and reconciliation.

After accountability.

After contrition.

After justice.

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) October 18, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MykeCole

October 18, 2017 at 11:13AM

Twisdom from ChuckWendig, October 13, 2017 at 10:37AM

It's Friday the 13th, so I remind you of this exchange. https://t.co/tjZMU4a893

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) October 13, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig

October 13, 2017 at 10:37AM

Twisdom from DanaONeilWriter, October 11, 2017 at 08:01PM

To paraphrase: let's form a committee to change nothing. https://t.co/rGntGGVpXX

— Dana O'Neil (@DanaONeilWriter) October 12, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/DanaONeilWriter

October 11, 2017 at 08:01PM

Twisdom from MattFnWallace, October 10, 2017 at 02:21PM

A live-action Justice League movie w/o Superman and Green Lantern and where Aquaman is the coolest character is the most 2017 shit ever.

— Matt Wallace (@MattFnWallace) October 10, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MattFnWallace

October 10, 2017 at 02:21PM

Twisdom from Ayishat_Akanbi, October 09, 2017 at 12:46PM

Self care is also not arguing with people who are committed to misunderstanding you.

— Ayishat A. Akanbi (@Ayishat_Akanbi) October 9, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Ayishat_Akanbi

October 09, 2017 at 12:46PM

Twisdom from KlausBromi, October 08, 2017 at 08:21PM

Nerds getting rewarded for becoming dumb, angry mobs has been a terrible trend over the last few years. https://t.co/03h8RQBwHj

— Halloween Mike (@KlausBromi) October 9, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/KlausBromi

October 08, 2017 at 08:21PM

Twisdom from mathaiaus, October 05, 2017 at 07:58PM

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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender

— ya fave μαλάκας (@mathaiaus) October 5, 2017

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October 05, 2017 at 07:58PM

Twisdom from MarkDiStef, October 04, 2017 at 01:37PM

BABEL FISH!!! https://t.co/olW9DuLuVV

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) October 4, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef

October 04, 2017 at 01:37PM

Twisdom from dancanon, October 02, 2017 at 02:28PM

I keep coming to the inescapable conclusion that a certain portion of the population flatly refuses to think about stuff that's complicated.

— Dan Canon (@dancanon) October 2, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/dancanon

October 02, 2017 at 02:28PM

Twisdom from IHeartFargo, September 30, 2017 at 10:03AM

Kevin Crawford did an AMA and this response is everything. http://pic.twitter.com/F0HUSS4ukx

— Joe DeSimone (@IHeartFargo) September 30, 2017

via Twitter https://twitter.com/IHeartFargo

September 30, 2017 at 10:03AM