You say "Taxation is theft!"
— Ann Leckie ☕ (@ann_leckie) August 31, 2017
I hear "I'm a selfish asshole who thinks things like well-maintained roads just coalesce out of the aether."
Not liking a movie or band that everyone else likes isn't a substitute for a personality
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 30, 2017
I was on food stamps as a child. What I pay annually in taxes makes up for that investment and then some. https://t.co/Q1RvBWMGa7
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 29, 2017
Popping in to remind folks that nearly every "peaceful" org either had militant wing or org working in tandem that was militant. Examples:
— Kameron Hurley (@KameronHurley) August 29, 2017
If there's one thing I hope aspiring/debut writers become disabused of, it's the idea that you need to chase audiences who don't like you.
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 28, 2017
Just found this page that tracks which Star Trek props are actually other things. Losing my dang mind.https://t.co/kIHDPS5KLt http://pic.twitter.com/J5JDVSf6CA
— raedio shack (@partytimeHXLNT) August 28, 2017
"If Pages repeatedly share stories marked as false, [they] will no longer be allowed to advertise on @Facebook." https://t.co/dMeNFn3cSC http://pic.twitter.com/tQrkYZTTRo
— Alex Howard (@digiphile) August 28, 2017
That's cute the way you spell "bragging" as "blessed".
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) August 18, 2017
Fascinating thread about AI that functions as a "bias perpetuation engine." https://t.co/0qio2npa8O
— Annalee Newitz (@Annaleen) August 27, 2017
Every. Single. Software developer. Must. Take. Note.
— Ted Neward (@tedneward) August 25, 2017
YOU can go to jail for the code YOUR BOSS tells you to write. https://t.co/3MZGHqI4dy
Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I am hereby blocking him from seeing IT or MR. MERCEDES. No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 25, 2017
Here's a thought: let's build the wall out of Hillary's emails. No one seems to get over them.
— Vivian Copeland (@Belairviv) August 24, 2017
I'm a veteran of 7 deployments as a rifleman in the USMC.
— E. Phillipps (@ErickPhillipps) August 24, 2017
I'd rather serve with a transgender than a Trump.
If you call kickball "soccer baseball" you're a fucking cop http://pic.twitter.com/aUbvZm7CJp
— Ominously Hetero (@DubiousRhino) August 24, 2017
DMs, you feel me? #DnD #dungeonsanddragons http://pic.twitter.com/cCCkjjETbl
— ⭐ Petty ⭐ (@Pettyartist) August 23, 2017
The good old days. http://pic.twitter.com/d8SPVOMhrz
— You Had One Job (@YouHadOneJ0B) August 24, 2017
http://pic.twitter.com/81baJgoZr1
— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) August 23, 2017
Picard civics tip: If there is one truth, one constant that history shows us over and over, it is that resistance is never futile.
— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) August 23, 2017
A total Eclipse of the sun in Oregon. Photo created by photographer Jasman Mander.
— Emily Thomas (@emitoms) August 21, 2017
I can't get over this 😍#Eclipse2017 http://pic.twitter.com/CFoWDIUHJq
Wolf Blitzer vows that this time Reed Richards will pay http://pic.twitter.com/0itfYzUpZr
— Alan Scherstuhl (@studiesincrap) August 21, 2017
Punching Nazis may be satisfy your anger, but outnumbering them 1,000 to one is how you rack up lasting wins. https://t.co/micqOSudWx
— J.M. Berger (@intelwire) August 19, 2017
Humblebrag of the day. https://t.co/M1NO5Eeb4f
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 19, 2017
Thread on Confederate statues, because SCIENCE IS REAL, FUCKERS:
— Yes, I'm A Fire Sign (@KateAllDay) August 16, 2017
You ever see a statue rust? No? Because they're made of bronze. /1
white conservative evangelical Ryan Booth came through with the heat http://pic.twitter.com/44ozoQS4iD
— built to shrill (@theshrillest) August 15, 2017
As a Gen Xer I'll be completely unsurprised if a nuclear war is started by a Boomer and Millennial arguing over who's more important.
— Colin Dickey (@colindickey) August 11, 2017
Remember: All fiction is political. It's just that we're so used to some of the politics that we don't notice. #RandomThought
— N. K. Jemisin (@nkjemisin) August 10, 2017
Academia is a bunch of people emailing "sorry for the late response" back and forth until one of them gets tenure.
— Tim van der Zee (@Research_Tim) August 9, 2017
No matter how clear your point, joke, irony, or sarcasm is, someone won't get it.
— BeleaguredPopehat (@Popehat) August 5, 2017
Never try to write for that person.
I still can’t believe George Lucas decided to call them midichlorians instead of lukeocytes.
— Phil Plait (@BadAstronomer) August 3, 2017
If universities have to get rid of any remaining affirmative action programs they should have to eliminate legacy preferences too.
— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) August 2, 2017
