Twisdom from Olivianuzzi, July 30, 2016 at 12:00AM

Just realized the Democratic and Republican conventions are Comic-Con for people who think Twitter is real life.

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) July 30, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi

July 30, 2016 at 12:00AM

Twisdom from AlexSteffen, July 27, 2016 at 12:51PM

The huge erosion of our civil liberties since 9/11 premised on idea that power was in right hands. Imagine it in Trump's small, wrong hands.

— AlexSteffen (@AlexSteffen) July 27, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/AlexSteffen

July 27, 2016 at 12:51PM

Twisdom from ebooksyearn, July 07, 2016 at 02:47PM

User: Ur website is broken. Developer: Here are click-by-click instructions to do what you want
User: I did something else & it didn't work

— Jon Renaut (@ebooksyearn) July 7, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ebooksyearn

July 07, 2016 at 02:47PM

Twisdom from BLCAgnew, July 07, 2016 at 02:07PM

This entire chain is chilling, and vital reading for basically everyone. https://t.co/Wi0HNlg0C5

— Jack Burton, Me (@BLCAgnew) July 7, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew

July 07, 2016 at 02:07PM

Twisdom from SamSykesSwears, July 05, 2016 at 03:05PM

How to Write
1) outline
2) research?
3) put 10 marshmallows in your mouth
4) who gives a shit
5) I wanted to be a pirate
6) my life is a lie

— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 5, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears

July 05, 2016 at 03:05PM

Twisdom from katsudonburi, July 05, 2016 at 02:29PM

I never cease to be gobsmacked at how much writing has been devalued on the internet, which runs on the goddamn written word.

— Rachael Acks (@katsudonburi) July 5, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/katsudonburi

July 05, 2016 at 02:29PM

Twisdom from Carols10cents, July 02, 2016 at 01:17AM

1998:
- Don't get in strangers' cars
- Don't meet ppl from internet

2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

— Carol (@Carols10cents) July 2, 2016

via Twitter https://twitter.com/Carols10cents

July 02, 2016 at 01:17AM